Friday, January 18, 2013

The Joys Of Taking Ambien


My girlfriend came home from work to tell me that last night, after I took my Ambien, I got all glassy-eyed and started stumbling around the house saying “I’m trippin’ balls!”.

I do not remember any of this happening.

Sometimes I just take a bunch of Ambien and see how long I can masturbate
Sometimes I just take a bunch of Ambien and see how long I can masturbate

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