Sunday, January 9, 2011

Subject takes Ambien and tries to make...

...split pea soup and...
...pretends all the utensils are soldiers and Subject is their leader.  The utensils brag about who will be the most help to make the soup, and each have their own personality.  The ladle is honored to serve the soup as a finished product, and we hold a graduation ceremony and the utensils move on to their next destination in life, the dishwasher.
...manages to cover the entire kitchen and body in pea mush
...spaghetti, yet somehow manages to get 1/4th the jar of tomato sauce on new white shirt.  Subjects shirt remains orange.

...open faced peanut butter and honey sandwich without using a plate or other surface to place bread on.  Subject is successful, however is now covered in honey and peanut butter.

1 comment:

  1. Try to read directions to an online recipie. Just try.

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