ambien idea

So I came up with some brilliant business plan on ambien, I had the sense to write it down so I could follow through with it later.  Seems that real life has a different definition of "brilliant business plan".

The idea is that I would start a site that sells cheap crap, the kinda stuff you buy for 2 cents and sell for a dollar or two.  Then tell everyone that I am actually losing money, the profit is actually made by selling their information to the government.  This would piss them off and they would try to put me out of business by buying my stuff but giving fake information so the government wouldn't give me money for it.

Haha it really seemed like a brilliant plan at the time.