Friday, May 10, 2013

A Short History of Fortune Cookies

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Fortune cookies have been around since the beginning of time, the early philosophers stumbled upon their lair and decided to publish the wis...
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Sunday, January 20, 2013

Pretty sure I Hallucinated Last Night from my Ambien

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I don’t really remember what happened. I thought it was a dream, but I looked back over my texts i was sending to my friend and they are l...
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Friday, January 18, 2013

The Joys Of Taking Ambien

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My girlfriend came home from work to tell me that last night, after I took my Ambien, I got all glassy-eyed and started stumbling around th...
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Sneaky White Mochas are Getting Rid of an Anvil

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Ambien Sister is on a Rampage Chat log: sister: online shopping on the bathroom floor at dark Brian just got me sister: And now all I ...
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Monday, January 14, 2013

Ambien Abuses My Mind

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when i wake up in the morning, i have a post it note on my ceiling telling me “take your pills”. when i walk to my pills i have a post it n...
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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Ambien Thoughts

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I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately, so tonight I took an Ambien in hopes of being asleep before 6 am. I took it at 10:30 pm, It’s cur...
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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Its Imperative that We Mozey to the Woods

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Having trouble sleeping so I took an Ambien and Im reading reviews and some people are crazy. I have a good idea but its too late Michelles ...
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