The Ambien Blog

Ambitexting is worse that intoxitexting because apparently I am trying to get all creative and shit. This is not to be advised. When typing ...

Take Ambien with the intention of going to bed. Then, don’t go to bed. You’ll start hallucinating. I swear to fucking god, I saw my make up ...

Adventures with Ambien Here Be Ambien Dragons

...split pea soup and... ...pretends all the utensils are soldiers and Subject is their leader.  The utensils brag about who will be the m...

Crazy shit happened last night. Somebody told me my friends E (female) and W (male) had switched names, that E was now W and W was now E. ...

So I came up with some brilliant business plan on ambien, I had the sense to write it down so I could follow through with it later.  Seems t...

Drew over at  toothpaste for dinner  has a hilarious reoccurring comic featuring the ambien walrus.  I have collected them all for you here...